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3I’m sort of very attracted to you.
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2 solidarity mate
my friend says to call poison contorl but i think hes overreacting
solidarity = tumblr. i’ll get you back someday when you come upon a similar problem. andddd oh my god according to my friend in like 5th grade, one time his mom was brushing her teeth really quick cause she was in a rush and the toothbrush slipped and she got toothpaste in her eye so she called poison control hahahaha i don’t know why i think that’s so funny (is it???)
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2 I DON’T KNOWWWW. EAT BREAD? BREAD IS GOOD RIGHT?
that actually sounds like it would work… but i’m way too lazy to go downstairs. i’ll just suffer.
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3 DON’T DRINK MILK. I DID THAT AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO I DRANK A SHITLOAD OF WATER AND NO CHANGE
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1 OH MY GOD I JUST SWALLOWED A TINY PIECE OF SUPER MINTY TOOTHPASTE AND IT LIKE GOT STUCK IN MY THROAT AND IT’S BEEN BURNING FOR 15 MINUTES
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